Wednesday, August 12, 2009

questions of the day

1. Has anyone ever seen a baby pigeon? Do they not peruse the streets until they're full size?

2. More importantly, why are McDonalds' milkshake machines always broken or "shut down for the day"? I think they should invest in more reliable milkshake machines.


Frank said...

1. Pigeons are born fully grown. The mother explodes and the baby is left standing there taking the identical form of the mother. The leftovers of the mother is what lands on your car.

2. McDonalds workers have enough to put up with. Let them have their one pathetic attempt at revenge on the world.

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