Monday, April 14, 2008

am I the only one who sees this stuff? I don't see dead people- I see weird people.

I got up pretty early yesterday (Sunday) and decided to go pick up breakfast at Sonic for Malik and me. As I was about to turn left onto the main road out of the apartment complex, I saw a man crossing the street with his arms up like this guy in the pic. It was at this point that I locked my car doors and tried to keep my eyes focused straight ahead. I thought maybe he saw someone he knew and was running across the street to hug them or saw a bear and was trying to scare the bear off. When he crossed the street, he moved out of my line of sight... But as he started walking down the street, he was approaching me at the traffic light.. alone.. not hugging anyone.. not wrestling a bear. I was trying not to look and thinking, "please turn green, please turn green." From what I did see- the man was wearing running clothes so I thought maybe he had just finished running and had his arms up because he had a hard time breathing. What made it worse or even more weird is this guy was at least 6'5". Finally, the light changed before the guy got to my car. I went and got the food and made my way back to the apartment. It took me about 20 minutes to get back to the area near the apartment and there he was again. Walking in the opposite direction, arms up, like a damn goon walking down the main drag in Smyrna. WTF?

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

i'm kicking my ass! do you mind?

For some reason today I'm all about self inflicting pain on my jaw. This morning when I was brushing my teeth, I jabbed the damn toothbrush really hard into my gums or some tooth in the back of my mouth and the sh*t hurts. Not that gums or teeth are my "jaw" per se but it's in the same area. Then when I was at the gym on my lunch break today, I was adjusting my sports bra after I put it on (sorry for that visual) and punched myself in the chin. What the hell?