Monday, March 05, 2007

a beached whale

First, I want to say that I'm sorry that I haven't blogged in awhile. I was in Florida part of last week. I know, I know. Everyone hates me. Everyone including all of the Florida "blue hairs" (senior citizens) that had to witness me squeezing my fat ass in to a bathing suit after gaining 10 lbs.
"Look Betty! I didn't know they had whales in Florida! Look at the one laying by the pool!"
I had a good time with my family despite my aunt's speech impediment (you know who you are) and the fact that this same aunt uses a porn store as a landmark.
"Oh! Yes! Turn left at the smut store!"
Fabulous.
Anyway, I'm still recovering from my trip. I've been exhausted for the past week. (I'm tellin' ya, partying with your mom, going to bed at 9:30, really takes it out of ya.) I'm trying to get my energy back and tone up alittle (ok, a lot) so I've been going to the gym on my lunch breaks. Today, I was laying on the mat doing side crunches. I did one side and went to change position to do the other side of my body. I somehow managed to turn myself around ended up being in the position to do crunches on the side that I had already done. What the ...? So, I'm laying there for a sec thinking do I flop back onto my other side again? Do I play it off and just do another set on this side? Then I'll have to do 2 sets when I flip to the other side! DANGIT!
"Look Betty! There is a whale flopping around on that mat in the corner!"

3 comments:

Mom said...

Dear Smaller Version of Me: Would that be a whale pup? It was fun hanging out with you in Florida. By the way we stayed up until 11:00 not 9:30. I guess you were having such a good time, you didn't realize how late it was. Thanks for letting me eat all that ice cream. My ass is definitely an "Edy's Grand" ass now. Can't wait til our next trip.

lethes said...

HAHAHA this post cracks me up!!!!
please, please write that book.

Ikes said...

Good stuff! I haven't read in a while.